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starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

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theonion:


PRO: Subtle nods of approval from every passing animal
 
CON: Will be forced to resign as vice president of your local Gravy Club 

theonion:

PRO: Subtle nods of approval from every passing animal
 
CON: Will be forced to resign as vice president of your local Gravy Club 

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